Lily Allen’s Got A Case Of The BABIES!!!!!

Just the other day I was dancing around the room with my dog (aka The Aniston Waltz) to “Littlest Things” when I wondered whatever happened to Lily Allen. There was a time when she was taking me higher (or at least middle-er) by dressing like a Blondie groupie turned hand job merchant and regularly dropping side-eye summoning quotes on Twitter.

Then she sort of pulled a La Pequena (Never Forget) and disappeared. Lily has a good reason for that. She’s been busy barfing into toilets, searching the flower encyclopedia for possible baby names and deciding whether or not she should make out with her boyfriend during labor. Lily’s rep confirmed to People that she’s got a 3-month-old fetus lounging in her womb:

“Lily Allen and Sam Cooper are very happy to confirm that Lily is expecting their first child. Lily’s professional commitments will carry on as normal, including a scheduled performance at the Big Chill this weekend.”

25-year-old Lily and 32-year-old Sam have been dating for a little over a year. Sam owns some fancy construction company in London. That’s not Sam in the picture above, but that dude deserves some shine.

Over two years ago, Lily suffered a miscarriage with her then-boyfriend Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers. Hopefully, everything is rainbows this time.

And Gisele Buttchin will be happy to know that Lily Allen can chichifeed her baby from not only two nipples, but she can do it from THREE!