Kate Gosselin’s Possum Head Found A New Home!

August 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Call off the search, collect all the traps and rip the picture of Kate Gosselin’s possum head from the milk carton, because here it is gallivanting (Yes, gallivanting! That word needs to make a comeback) around West Hollywood next to Tiffany “New York” Pollard! It has found a new home on top of the head of New York’s friend Joe.

After Kate Gosselin excommunicated the rabid possum from her head, the poor thing was probably wandering the streets of Hollywood looking for a crumb. And then lo and fucking behold, this sessy Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and landed head first on top of Kate’s possum! This giving soul breathed new life into that old tired creature! Kate’s possum slimmed down and went blonder! It’s going Hollywood all the way. You go, Possum Coco!

Tags: Excuse My Beauty

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