And This Is Why I Love Sienna Miller

August 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

So I’m staring at this picture of Sienna Miller with Jude Law on a yacht in Ibiza and trying to figure out what exactly she’s doing. Maybe she’s telling everyone about how she was open mouthed shocked when she first laid eyes on Balthazar Getty’s teeny peeny. Or maybe she’s telling them that the back alley plastic surgeon who did her wonky tit job saved her some money by shoving the implant into her chest via her froat. But no, none of those make sense.

The simple truth is that Sienna is talking about sucking dick. There’s no other logical explanation. If this was a question on a quiz, answers a, b, and c would all read: Sienna Miller is demonstrating a beej. And that’s why I can’t hate Sienna even though she has temporarily retired from the slut game. I also can’t fully hate her because of shit like this:

Although, this is probably not what it looks like. Jude is just trying to see if that sock he lost earlier is in there.

Tags: Jude Law, Sienna Miller

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