InTouch Weekly must really love getting the word “LOOSERZ” spray-painted on their front office door by a rabid Brangeloonie, because they just won’t stop waving their shank at St. Angie Jolie. This week they might get an extra “LOOSERZ” on their door for claiming that all the members of the child army barely know who St. Angie is. And Lucifer’s work of fiction award goes to….
A source tells InTouch that the holy family is staying at the Claremont Hotel in Oakland, CA while Brad Pitt shoots Moneyball in the Bay Area. The source was in the club area of the hotel on July 30th when they witnessed a little scene between, Maddox, Pax and their nanny. St. Angie was not around. The source went on to say, “At one point, Maddox and Pax got into a brotherly spat over some ketchup. The nanny firmly said, ‘Mad, let Paxie have some ketchup.’ Maddox said, ‘Mom, do I have to?’ and Pax was whining, ‘Mom, make him give me some.’”
PAXIE AND MAD?!!!!! What in the coochie napkin hell?! Isn’t that what a dyslexic reads when they look at a box of Stayfree? You know, I’m just going to stop right here, because that’s all I needed to see. We can all shut it down now.
But before you do that, here’s Angie showing her true horrible mother colors by taking her kids toy shopping in Oakland yesterday.
Obviously, Pax is saying to her, “Who are you? Why are you holding my hand? Where’s mom? Why are you telling me to smile at the cameras?” Or maybe he’s saying, “Why did you do this to my hair? And you can tell the nanny to stop calling me PAXIE!” Yeah, that’s probably what he said.