The most anticipated reunion since Celie and Nettie happened in Suffolk the other day when Meare Kat, a recent inductee into the Hot Slut Hall of Fame (or is it Shame?), was back in the arms of his owner, a 3-year-old boy named Ned. Everybody play “Reunited” on their Playskool Xylophones!
Meare Kat’s real name is Bubba Cat, and Ned left him in a teashop in Suffolk last week. The teashop’s owner started a Facebook campaign to find Meare Kat’s real home and the rest is happy ending history. Ned’s family read about Meare Kat’s Facebook page on the Daily Mail.
Ned’s mama je’e’ told Metro UK, “Ned has two favourite toys, Bubba Cat and Big Cat. I bought them when he was born and he cuddles them from morning till night. He’s distraught when he’s without them. We had been searching for Bubba Cat since he went missing – I did buy him a new cat but he wanted his old one. He knew the difference.”
While Ned and Meare Kat say hello again, you can say goodbye to the bags under your eyes you developed after not sleeping one second from being worried as fuck about Meare Kat’s future. Although, maybe this isn’t Meare Kat at all. Maybe that shady pussy Daniel Tiger Cat pulled a Don Draper and assumed Meare Kat’s identity. I never trusted that bitch. Back to not sleeping!