August 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Everybody gather in a circle and touch areolas (don’t worry the rash on mine cleared up), because we need to pray the chichi gods that Queen Aretha will soon be back in full form! ABC News reports that Queen Aretha was forced to cancel two concerts in Brooklyn scheduled for this weekend after she fell down in the tub. You better not make any jokes about how she tripped on her nipple or how you’re going to send condolence cards to the bath tub’s family. DON’T!

Aretha is now recovering at home. The organizer for the Brooklyn dates said he is hoping Aretha reschedules for the fall.

Fluff up a chichi, rest your head and get better, Aretha!

(Thanks Mel)

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