Michael Lohan allegedly kicked one of his girlfriends in the bagina and he recently busted another one in the head, so I don’t know why this LiLo-ish trick right here is kissing up on him in public. Okay, I do know why. We all know why.Whoring for camera clicks. But she really needs to look deep into the mirror the next time she’s re-applying her Wet ‘N Wild frosted pink lipstick and ask herself if she really thinks boning Michael Lohan is going to take her places. SPOILER ALERT: It isn’t.
Dating that queef bag will only get you a 2-minute interview with Radar after he allegedly karate chops you in the clit and/or allegedly leaks pictures of your snatch onto the internet. Homegirl needs to aim higher (which isn’t hard since The Situation is higher than Michael Lohan). But if she insists, then she might as well fill out a restraining order right now to save her some time later.
And on top of all that, she’s mouth humping that roadkill parrot while he’s got his cell phone clipped to his waistband! That’s the worst part. Us sluts have got to do better.
Here’s more of Michael Lohan at some event in the Hamptons this past weekend with his new piece and Alex and Simon from The Real Housewives of NYC.