Lady Caca’s Chocha Is A Portal Of Creativity
August 2, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
In September’s Vanity Fair, Lady Caca not only admits to sometimes lining her nostrils with Lohan powder, but she says that she hardly lifts up her peen and lets a dick poke her in the snatch, because she’s afraid it will steal all her creative powers. Isn’t that how the porn version of Drag Me To Hell starts? Lady Caca said:
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
This explains why she’s always seen looking for bloody tampons, used diaphragms and crusty condoms in the trash cans outside of the homes of Grace Jones, Vadge, Dale Bozzio and Roisin Murphy. Creativity must go in the same way it goes out, right?
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