Double The Night Terrors

August 2, 2010 / Posted by:

It’s a cheeseburger’s horrific nightmare come to life! And a bottle of Jack Daniels’ beautiful dream come to life! The Hoff was roasted (smelled like overmicrowaved Kraft singles, the urinal in a truck stop in Germany, burnt hair plugs and a bar back’s bus tub) on Comedy Central last night, and they started things off outside by scaring the booze buzz out of everyone with this giant tribute to him made from one of Khloe Kardashian’s suppositories.

Thankfully, that dark-sideness disappeared by the end of the night so it’s no longer around to haunt us. It’s not known what happened to it, but Pamela Anderson was seen giving it the eye. I mean, it does have the face of a dildo, so you can’t blame her.

Here’s pictures of everyone who came out to light a flame under The Hoff’s asshole last night. In order: The Hoff, the always naturally fresh Pamela Anderson, Traci Bingham, Nicole Eggert, Hayley Hasselhoff, four anuses in a row, Jeremy Jackson and George Hamilton.

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