And She’s Out Of The Clink
Every bar, club, restaurant and crack house with a liquor license will be throwing Lindsay Lohan a welcome home party today since she’s been released back into the wild! But unfortunately for their asses, the guest of honor will not attend, because she’s already in rehab.
After serving 13 days out of her 90-day sentence, LiLo was freed from Lynwood at around 1:35am (which ironically is last call in L.A.) this morning. Amnesty International can call off the fake tanning strike, because LiLo’s jailhouse suffering has come to an end.
A rep for the Sheriff’s Department released this statement after her release:
“She was released at 1:35 a.m. She has been sent directly to her next destination, which is a treatment center. And she will now be under the supervision of the L.A. County probation department. This concludes her custody.”
TMZ says that contrary to their reports, LiLo will be treated at UCLA Medical Center instead of Morningside in Newport Beach. Their sources say that although LiLo won’t be thrown in the psych ward, she will still receive treatment for a bipolar disorder as well her addictions to the bad shit.
LiLo snuck out the back, so there’s no pictures of her tearfully embracing White Oprah or dropping to her knees to kiss the outside ground (aka trying to sniff up any mind-altering substances that have been marinating in the concrete). But the paps did manage to get a picture of LiLo’s #1 fan! Yeah, that looks about right.