Swizz Beatz And Alicia Keys Are Married

August 1, 2010 / Posted by:

A shot rang out in Corsica yesterday! No, it wasn’t an intentional act of symbolism. It was the sound Mashonda’s inflatiable boat made when it popped right after she arrived on shore to crash the wedding. Mashonda was too late, because Alicia Keys did indeed marry Gonzo Swizz Beatz on the French Island of Corsica last night. E! Online says that Bono and Queen Latifah watched as Swiss Beatz promised to love and honor the woman he’s probably going to cheat on in a couple of months.

This is Swizz Beatz’ second time wrapping a wedding ring around his finger and it’s Alicia’s first. The two are going to be parents to a brand new baby later this year.

Miss JIA already has some pretty hilarious pictures of their wedding. Swizz is dressed up like a busser/piano player at a lounge in Reno circa 1978. And the side-eye that little boy is throwing at Alicia’s rhinestone headband has made my everything. Who does Alicia think she is? Empress Moon Child?

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