This is what a Simpsons episode called “Lisa’s Future” predicted back in 1995. It goes without saying that Millhouse quietly weeped in the tree house during the ceremony. And Homer passed out into a sugar coma on top of the wedding cake after he drained the chocolate fountain.
You know what else this invitation says after I stare at it for a while? P.S. – YOU’RE ALL OLD!
SPOILER ALERT: Lisa doesn’t actually get married in the episode. Shit goes wrong. But that doesn’t mean you still can’t wear your always elegant piggy cufflinks in honor of Lisa’s would-be wedding day.