Open Post: Hosted By Antoine Dodson

July 31, 2010 / Posted by:

In just a few short days Antoine Dodson has earned a special place in the Styrofoam carton of rotten ground beef some doctors refer to as my heart. Antoine’s place in my heart is right next to Ariel Wade (Whatever happen to Ariel Wade?!). Antoine has returned to share more words of wisdom with his fans.

In what I hope becomes an hourly segment, WAFF caught up with Antoine yesterday to talk about how he has become the crack that is causing YouTube’s servers to work overtime. Antoine, who was wearing an outfit sweeter than a Kiwi Banana Starburst dipped in hummingbird juice, shrugged off his new fame and said his main focus is to beat the foolery out of his sister’s attacker. Antoine plans to do that while calling the police at the same time. Now where we know where the real inspiration for True Blood’s Lafayette came from.

BONUS! Antonie has also received the Auto-Tune treatment. Antoine and his fellow Alabamian, the Struttin’ That Ass Dude, need to join forces and take their act on the road! Together they will drop tanginess on all our senses.

(Thanks to all who sent this in)

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