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July 31, 2010 / Posted by:

Meare Kat, the busted down, raggedy ass, fugly stuffed animal cat who is making the media rounds in England after he was left behind in a tearoom in Suffolk!

Last Sunday, the tearoom’s owner Liz Everett discovered Meare Kat sitting by himself in her shop. Some absent-minded bitch (or a black hearted child who should be arrested for abandoning a stuffed animal) left Meare Kat all alone. So Liz decided to start a Facebook page to find his rightful owner.

Meare Kat’s page currently has almost 6,000 followers who get on that shit just to see his daily adventures, which include rowing a boat and looking at ice cream. Liz said that she started this mission to reunite Meare Kat with his owner, because a long ass time ago her own son lost his stuffed toy and had the sads for days because of it.

Liz told the Daily Mail, “When Justin was just small my husband and I took him to the Lake District and we had a picnic and lost Justin’s bear, Scruff. We spent the whole evening in the fog trying to find this bear and we never did. It took Justin four days to accept another toy and I can imagine another family going through four sleepless nights with an inconsolable child. That’s why I’m desperately trying to find his owners.”

So far not one person has come forward to claim Meare Kat. I say that Liz should put Meare Kat on a flight bound for California so that he can curl up into Brit Brit’s mangy weave and hang out in there for a while. Brit won’t know and Meare Kat will have all the Cheetos dust and Slim Jim bits he can sniff. That’s the life. And if that doesn’t work out, Meare Kat can always knock on Jennifer Aniston’s front door. She’ll dress him up in a tuxedo and add him to the pile of suitors in her stuffed animal room!

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