The next time a polis officer tries to arrest your ass in Sweden (which probably happens to you all the time), show him this video on your iPhone and tell him that you’re not going anywhere with him until he shakes his lingonberries to The Knife. Fuck a badge. As this video clearly shows, a true Swedish cop identifies himself by rocking his head like a rooster trying to get water out of his ear. Don’t accept nothing less than this!
Spoiler alert that might deflate your boner a little: Apparently, this part of some performance art piece and the hot bitch above isn’t a real cop. Just pretend you never read that, so you can still get a cop in Sweden to bust out the moves for you. It might work.