Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Despite what the tabloids and glossy mags say, this very famous show business couple is not really pregnant. She had her tubes tied a long time ago. For the next few months, though, her fake, special-effects pregnant stomach made of silicone will slowly grow in size until she “gives birth” to an adopted baby. Since her other child/ren didn’t resemble her, no one will question that fact that this one won’t, either. You’ll get a close-up of the scientifically-made miracle child on the front cover of a magazine (now being negotiated for a hefty fee). (Blind Gossip)

This is ridiculous, so naturally I’ll guess Kelly Preston and John Travolta? Maybe Kelly bought her silicone bump at a discount from Nicole Kidman.

This singer is creating a stir by cheating on her man with a D List MTV star. She met him at some event and was enamored with his ‘charm.’ The two have been hooking up every chance they get and haven’t been too discreet. Hopefully we’ll get a photo soon! Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)

Charo and Pauly D from Jersey Shore? No, Charo would never fuck down. I’ll go with Jessica Simpson and The Situation?

This almost almost former A lister on television from a very hit show who is now just a very tall C list television and movie actress got really drunk a few weeks ago and destroyed her agent’s house. Surprisingly though, even though she has not worked much, caused about $20K in damage in the house he did not drop her as a client. Could be because she is sleeping with his married boss. (CDAN)

Oh, Kristen Johnston (?) was simply doing research for her role as Patsy in the American butchery of AbFab. Yes, they already shot that shit and it got turned down by the network a while ago, but Kristen is staying in character just in case they change their minds.