The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 28th!

July 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Gwyneth forces Chris to integrate yoga and urine drinking into their romantic, candle-lit dinners. – tellykitty


Paris Hilton’s last brain cell struggles to keep up with the constant demand. Looks like she must be doing something really hard this time, like opening a door or chewing. – perky

In his frat house days, Thomas Edison attempted to invent the jizz-powered Peencandescent Light Bulb. – WhiskeyTango

Dude, just break down and pay the fucking cable bill. – Deb

While explaining the birds and the bees to Suri, Tommy Girl gives a demonstration of how Katie got impregnated. – Way

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