ESCANDALO: Obama Doesn’t Know What A Snooki Is

Because Maury was booked for the week, President Obama decided to open the gate and feed the crazy hens on The View this morning. Obama said that he chose to go on The View, because it’s one of the shows Michelle actually watches. But I’d like to think that Obama went on The View just to fuck with Hasselcrack.

Obviously, they talked about boring political stuff…blah…blah…blah…but then they got to the highly important news that American is really concerned with. They brought up a cokeyhead and an overcooked Ewok! Obama admitted that he knows Lindsay Lohan is locked up, but he took a page out of Mimi’s Lisa Frank notebook when he said he nevah heard of Snooki.

You lieeeeeee! It was just a couple of months ago when Obama brought up Snooki’s name during a speech. Yes, obviously one of his speech writers threw her name in there, but even if Obama knows who Snooki is he should never admit it. Never admit to knowing what a Snooki is. Even Willy Wonka turns his head the other way when he passes Snooki in the hallway at his factory.

But seriously, I’m sure Obama and Snooki will laugh about this when he names her Secretary of Fuckery in a couple of years.

via Jezebel