Queen Aretha Keeps It Demure For Condi

July 28, 2010 / Posted by:

At a benefit concert in Philadelphia last night, Queen Aretha and Condoleeza Rice put their politics aside (Aretha stuffed hers between her chesticle cleavage and Condi stuffed hers between her teef cleavage) to perform together on a few songs. Although….Aretha made it clear that she’s not about to let Condi try on her Obamahat anytime soon.

Aretha told the audience, “We do have some things in common, but I am a democrat forever, let me be very clear about that, alright? We decided to give it a try … in the city of Brotherly — and Sisterly — Love.

So that’s why Aretha kept her chichis of mass destruction fully covered up in a beautiful lavender table runner that will be used for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding this weekend. Aretha didn’t want to tempt herself into shimmying a little to the right sending one of her titpedos flying across the stage into Condi’s face. See, Aretha is showing us that we can all get along!

Here’s a clip of the new Captain & Tennille together at last!

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