Hot Slut Of The Day!
No, that’s not Andy from Little Britain video bombing that newscast above. It’s The News Raider of England (Birth Name: Paul Yarrow)!
For the past few months, a spoonful of dried up oatmeal with thinning blonde hair on top has been popping up in the background of dozens of news broadcasts all around London. If there’s a reporter with a mic standing in front of a camera in a public place in London, you better believe Paul is going to be chilling out behind him wearing the same Malt O Meal colored sweater like a cartoon character.
Not only is Paul a camera fucker who just won’t quit, he probably can name a news reporter just by looking at their ass cheeks. That’s Paul’s greatest skill of all.
Fidgetwith (via Daily Mail) has been following Paul’s career, and they are the ones who identified him as a community worker from South London who has won several charity awards for caring for the elderly. Paul auditioned for a spot on Big Brother saying he’s the “fat guy who wants to be on television.”
Below is Paul’s appearance on Russell Howard’s Good News show.
Boredom is a serious SERIOUS drug.