Elisabetta Canalis Implicated In Italian Cocaine Scandal!

July 28, 2010 / Posted by:

I guess if you have to be implicated in a scandal, it might as well be an Italian cocaine scandal, so Elisabetta Canalis has that going for her. Two snorts and a wipe for her! The Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera (via Radar Online) reports that Elisabetta Canalis, who is famous on this side for lounging on George Clooney’s face, has found her name in the middle of an Italian cocaine and prostitution scandal dating back 2 years.

Two fancy night clubs in Milan were shut down recently after police discovered that they were running a prostitution whore ring. Basically, a Rachel Uchitel type pimp would bring pretty chicks into the club to entertain the VIPs. The girls’ job would be to fill up the dudes with enough booze and coke to make them as numb as a Lohan. Then the girls would show the dudes the price tag on their snatches and they’d all run out of the club for a little paid for fuck times.

Elisabetta’s name came up when one of the club’s hookers, a model from Paris named Karima, testified that she did coke with Elisabetta on October 21, 2008. Karima never said that Elisabetta was a fellow pussy peddler, but why was she doing the bad shit with her? Not that it matters. I’m sure George Clooney doesn’t give a dick if Elisabetta used to be a coke whore or not. George makes sure that he dusts any white powder off his beard before they leave the house.

Meanwhile, my favorite former Georgie Girl, Sarah Larson, was just written up by her assistant manager for ALLEGEDLY stealing cans of Coke from the storage room. Sarah Larson has her own Coke scandal, so take that, Elisabetta!

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