Tom Hardy, the dude in Inception who some wish would incept their genitals with his lips, tells NOW! Magazine (via Daily Mail) that once upon a time he played with a peen that didn’t belong to him. Gentlegays and ladies who like to flick their nipples to man-on-man action, lube up your engines!
When asked if he’s ever been with a dude, Tom, who is currently engaged to actress Charlotte Riley (Better known as: THAT BITCH), said:
“As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.
A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.”
Tom should watch himself with the “Played with Everything and Everyone” thing, because I’m pretty sure Gerard Butler has already copyrighted that saying for the title of his autobiography.
As much as the committee appreciates Tom’s honesty, we’re going to need pictures, video and DNA samples before we believe this statement. Sidenote: Don’t ask me who or what the hell this so-called committee is, but it sounds like serious business so maybe Tom will give us what we neeeeed. SHHH! Don’t tell Tom there’s no committee!
And this revelation is brought to you by Tom Hardy in his camwhore days: