Did Joy Division Sign Off On This?

July 28, 2010 / Posted by:

Star Magazine has published a set of pictures they say will split the Church of Brangelina down the middle and send St. Angie and Brad Pitt running in opposite directions. The ESCANDALOSO pictures are from Andrew Morton’s unauthorized biography on the holy one. So what kind of pictures will cause Moses to drop from the sky and part Brangelina’s sea of blessed love FOREVER?!

The pictures aren’t of Brad Pitt licking and humping on his secret stash of Jennifer Aniston DVDs or anything like that. The pictures are of Angie with tape on her nipples and dragons in her eyes. Clutch your partner’s pearls (or anal beads….whichever)! From Star:

In one set, the now-mother of six has black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. Others show her during a 14-hour heroin-smoking bender.

“The photographs are a startling reminder to Angelina of a period in her life I’m sure she wants to forget, a shady piece of her history that she’s kept hidden away, even from Brad,” celebrity biographer Andrew Morton, author of Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography, tells Star in our cover story.

If you flipped through a promotional pamphlet from the Department of Not Shocking you will find pictures of Angelina Jolie with black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. Somebody pass Andrew Morton a copy.

And here’s the SHOCKING pictures that should tear Angie and her stylist apart for damn good. Here’s Angie showing us that she’s also the Saint of Recycling by wearing a used Hefty bag to the press conference for Salt in Seoul, Korea today.

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