Afternoon Crumbs

July 28, 2010 / Posted by:

Isn’t this what all well-respected literary geniuses wear to their book signings? (SPOILER ALERT: YES!!!) – Hollywood Tuna

Penny Cruz as a pirate wench – Lainey Gossip

It’s the UK’s turn to take a collective nap after inhaling Ceiling Eyes’ uselessness – Egotastic!

Hulk Hogan is ecstatic that Linda will have to sell her yacht named ALIMONY in order to pay her boy toy’s bills – The Superficial

Tara Reid’s ass cheeks to make your own ass cheeks feel better about themselves (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Zac Efron talks about shooting underwater and doesn’t mention waterproof mascara once! Pfft! The bitches at the MAC counter aren’t going to talk to him for a while – Towleroad

Miranda Kerr is probably knocked up – Celebitchy

Like a turtle sucking a fly out of a frog’s mouth – Popsugar

Kate Gosselin in a JEAN SKIRT. A JEAN SKIRT. – Just Jared

Michael Cera, Jason Schwartzman and Chris Evans confirm what we’ve known all long: they’ve got dicks like Sims – ICYDK

Dogs and turtles like Cheerios – Cityrag

Nick Nolte took a bath – Popbytes

Diablo Cody had a BABY!!! – I’m Not Obsessed

Kate Moss hired a shaman to rid her life of evil. Wait…I thought she wasn’t doing lines with Dreamboat Doherty anymore – Hollywood Rag

Because nothing goes together like chilled wart nectar and leche, Peaches Geldof made a signature milkshake at Millions of Famewhores – Holy Moly!

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