Okay, my mom’s blind dog Chiquita could’ve figured this one out right away since even the tiniest glimpse of Rojo Caliente makes your loins feel like somebody blew ancho chile rub all over them. If this is new to you then you probably figured that your genitals are on fire because your weekend of debauchery finally caught up with you in a bad way. You can tell your place holder at the free clinic to get out of the line, because this is just your body’s natural way of reacting to the human fireball that is Rojo Caliente! Take note!
In NYC last night, a rainbow gently kissed the sidewalk creating two pots of gold which Rojo and Lady Caliente popped out of. Rojo graced the public with her presence to see Jennifer Coolidge, who is looking like the happiest seasoned call girl in a Reno lounge, at Comix.
Seeing Rojo and Lady Caliente wearing the fuck out of their newest Land’s End purchases has pretty much wrapped up and dropped a bow on my day. So if you’re a bill collector looking for me to pay up, today is the day to call! Yes, I will still curse you out, but I will tell you to have a Very Rojo Day afterwards!
And now let’s all stop, drop and roll!