What Exactly Is Going On Here?

Are those security guards protecting the divine vagina at any cost? Or is it the other way around and they are protecting the Japanese public from the divine vagina, because they know its powers of hypnotism? Whatever the case may be, the security guards did their job because no fatalities, injuries, blackouts or adoptions were reported.

Here’s St. Angie Jo wearing one of Morticia Addams’ favorite freakum dresses to the Japanese premiere of SALT today. That dress is cut so high that you can practically see a piece of Brad Pitt’s bloody nutsack hanging out. Git ’em, saint! Make Gomez throw himself in a casket and close the door for a little alone time.

And this has to be my favorite picture from the premiere. The saint throws a side-eye!

Angie looks like she just locked up Cinderella in the attic! No wonder there was an unscheduled solar eclipse in Tokyo today (No, there wasn’t). The sun was trying to escape from Angie’s side-eye by hiding behind the moon.