If you’ve ever wondered who buys the used Walmart brand lingerie in the 1lb for $1 bin at the Salvation Army, you now have your answer! The Annual Harley Rendezvous was held this past weekend and it’s still the place where elegance and grace go for inspiration. It’s like a Hogan family reunion produced by Jerry Springer.
The Harley Rendezvous is like the Gathering of the Juggalos’ refined aunt who is such a lady that she wears lace panties under her spandex chaps and makes sure all the dildos are clean before she puts them in the children’s sandbox bucket hanging off of her stirrup chair.
Are you taking notes, because I know you’ve been doing things ALL WRONG. You’ve been wearing poly-blend panties under spandex chaps and and not washing the dildos you put in the bucket hanging off your stirrup chair. And I know you’ve been going straight topless instead of painting a cartoon character over your titties like a true lady does. It’s a good thing the charming flowers of the Harley Rendezvous are here to teach you how to carry yourself like an aristocrat. Henry Higgins who?!
You can see more pictures of this wondrous event at Cityrag.