The last time Fishstick Paltrow spread her oral GOOP all over a mic was for that Duets movie with Huey Lewis. Kevin Spacey is still whistling her song when he’s strolling through Hampstead Heath in the middle of the night.
Anyways, Fishsticks the singer is back and this time she’s slipped on her cowboy boots made from grass fed cattle to moan out the title song for her new movie Country Strong. You know after she sang that shit she washed the twang out of her mouth with a glass of distilled rain drop water collected just for her by a small tribe in the Amazon. Fishy is all cuntry!
Loretta Lynn’s b-hole could blow out a catchier country song, but Fishy’s voice doesn’t sound that awful. Admitting that makes me feel like a dark cloud just butt fucked me without lube, so I’m going to go console myself by snuggling with my Rojo Caliente paper blanket. Yes, I made a blanket out of those pictures. Duh.