Afternoon Crumbs
RPattz just isn’t the same without hair that looks like it’s trying to kiss a rainbow with its tips – ICYDK
Michael Cera as Captain America – Lainey Gossip
R.I.P. Maury Chaykin – Washington Post
There has to be an “Oliver Stone and Mel Gibson walk into temple together…” joke somewhere in here – The Superficial
What in the name of Poison Ivy’s hooker cousin is Katy Perry wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
The Kardashian Factory pushes yet another out onto the ho stroll – Egotastic!
American Idol’s Ian Benardo is still a mess that not even Kevin Costner can clean up – Towleroad
Diddy’s butt plug polisher performing in St. Tropez (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
I wonder what Whoopi Goldberg has to say about this – Celebitchy
Skull cake! I don’t know whether I want to throw a vat of holy water at it or make out with it – The Chive
Adriana Lima’s sexyface looks more like a someonejustcutoneface – Popoholic
Ke$ha must get all her manufactured quotes from Skynyrd groupies – Just Jared
Guy Ritchie enjoys a life sans Vadge – Popsugar
Nasty Nastia at Planet Hollywood! – Moe Jackson
When I first saw the picture on the left I thought to myself, “What kind of foolery is Miss Jay up to now?!” – Necole Bitchie
IN THIS ECONOMY, ScarJo is trying to save money by cutting her own hair with her feet – SOW
In related news, the City of New York just announced that the Stock Exchange will be closed for the rest of the week so it can be properly fumigated – I’m Not Obsessed
Follow Justin Timberlake’s nose job – Cityrag