Afternoon Crumbs

July 27, 2010 / Posted by:

RPattz just isn’t the same without hair that looks like it’s trying to kiss a rainbow with its tips – ICYDK

Michael Cera as Captain America – Lainey Gossip

R.I.P. Maury ChaykinWashington Post

There has to be an “Oliver Stone and Mel Gibson walk into temple together…” joke somewhere in here – The Superficial

What in the name of Poison Ivy’s hooker cousin is Katy Perry wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

The Kardashian Factory pushes yet another out onto the ho stroll – Egotastic!

American Idol’s Ian Benardo is still a mess that not even Kevin Costner can clean up – Towleroad

Diddy’s butt plug polisher performing in St. Tropez (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I wonder what Whoopi Goldberg has to say about this – Celebitchy

Skull cake! I don’t know whether I want to throw a vat of holy water at it or make out with it – The Chive

Adriana Lima’s sexyface looks more like a someonejustcutoneface – Popoholic

Ke$ha must get all her manufactured quotes from Skynyrd groupies – Just Jared

Guy Ritchie enjoys a life sans Vadge – Popsugar

Nasty Nastia at Planet Hollywood! – Moe Jackson

When I first saw the picture on the left I thought to myself, “What kind of foolery is Miss Jay up to now?!” – Necole Bitchie

IN THIS ECONOMY, ScarJo is trying to save money by cutting her own hair with her feet – SOW

In related news, the City of New York just announced that the Stock Exchange will be closed for the rest of the week so it can be properly fumigated – I’m Not Obsessed

Follow Justin Timberlake’s nose job – Cityrag

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