Foxy Brown was arrested last week for violating an order of protection by cursing out her neighbor and then flashing her used and abused nalgas. Well, the police need to pay Foxy a second visit for terrorizing retinas at B.B. King’s Blues Club in NYC last night! The only thing this hotrocious outfit is missing is a pair of handcuffs, because this mess has to be illegal. Somebody needs to citizen arrest this bitch!
First of all, I’m mad at Foxy for looking like a ground beef empanada that has been microwaved too long, because now I’m craving Mexican. Second of all, the dried up tamale wrapper she’s trying to pass off as a dress is so tight that it knocked two of her molars out. I hope her dental plan covers that. Third of all, Foxy looks like a junkie hooker from The Flinstones who gives handjobs for poppy seeds in the back of the drive-thru (Actually, that sounds kind of hot). Fourth of all, Foxy almost painted a pair of exquisite eyebrows on her face, but then she fucked it up by adding that curl at the end. Now they look like two anorexic slugs trying to escape.
That being said, at least Foxy matched her chonies with her nail polish. When else all fails, make sure your polish and panties go together!