Prostitution Whore Is Loving This

July 26, 2010 / Posted by:

If you’re in the middle of opening up a bordello inspired by The Bombay Company or a Spaghetti Factory franchise on Staten Island, this is just for you! The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice and her husband Juicy Delicious are auctioning off everything in their Opulent Palace of Marble & Onyx, because they are as bankrupt as her twohead!

Gawker points us to this auction site featuring everything that is up for sale. Sadly, they aren’t selling the table Teresa flipped, the piece of yanked weave hair from Prostitution Whore-ah’s head, the apple box Juicy Delicious stands on when he does his wife from behind, or an artifact from Teresa’s childhood on Skull Island.

If Teresa goes to prison for tax evasion can Bravo please have a camera on her when she tells the warden that she can’t live in someone else’s cell, because that is gross and skeevy.

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