Open Post: Hosted By Willow Smith’s Puffy Painted Ear

The “Triumphant Return of Puffy Paint” is on the list of things I hope happen before I’m cremated and turned into a peen ring for Anderson Cooper to wear the rest of his days, so it brings me happiness to see Willow Smith with puffy paint on her ear (Yes, I know it’s not puffy paint, but just GIVE ME THIS!). I could never pull off looking like a Na’Vi made out with my ear, so I’m going to leave it to the professionals like Willow here.

And lately, Willow has been showing the likes of Foxy Brown how you do foolery the right way. I mean, Willow looks like a roadie for The Misfits who just got a makeover from Sue Ellen Crandell. That’s how you do it.

Here’s Willow with Will Smith, Jaden “I’m The Shit” Smith and Noxeema Jackson Jada Pinkett Smith at the premiere of Karate Kid in Paris yesterday.