M.I.A. Pulls A Wino

July 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Since Amy Wino hasn’t been launching saliva loads at her audience members during shows, someone has to do it and that someone is M.I.A.! Brooklyn Vegan has a few pictures of M.I.A. lubing up a photographer’s lens with her mouth jizz while headlining the Hard NYC Festival on Saturday night.

When Wino ejaculates a wad of spit at you, a team of people in white suits immediately drag you away to a giant tent where the last thing you see before they put you to sleep is a bunch of your fellow zombie infectees begging to be put out of their misery. That doesn’t happen when M.I.A. infects your ass with her spit. The sound of a car backfiring might suddenly sound like beautiful music to you, but that’s the worse that can happen.

And based on Brooklyn Vegan’s reviews, it sounds like some of the hos in the audience wished that M.I.A. would’ve spit in their ear holes to drown out the sound of her set. M.I.A.’s performance, which some said was god awful, was cut short after only 4 songs. M.I.A. blamed the sound dudes:

money doesnt buy u shit! i thought more money means better sound guys in america/\/\/\! i was wrong, the higher u go , they turn u lower!
about 23 hours ago via web

And here’s an example of M.I.A.’s “sound problems“:

Can these sound dudes please edit Mel Gibson’s next tape?

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