LiLo’s New Tattoo: What Does It All Mean?????

July 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Before Crackwing Duck became the open sore on everyone’s asshole at Lynwood, she celebrated her return to jail by getting a tattoo of an “innocent little girl” on her arm. TMZ says that Lindsay Lohan got the outline a couple of weeks ago, but didn’t get to finish it up because a jail room was calling her name.

Don’t ask me why this dumb ho paid for a tattoo on the outside when a beautiful jail cholita named Shy Girl would’ve given her a complimentary tear drop tattoo using a Sharpie and a bent staple heated on a radiator. Those Lohan’s just don’t know. Anywhiteoprahneedstheworddelusiontattooedonhertongue, here’s a closer look at LiLo’s new decoration:

That looks more like the skid mark on a grilled cheese. If LiLo wants to make a few more coins, she should just say that her burnt freckles, bruises, track marks and coagulated veins created the image of a stoned Jesus in his tween years. Bitch could stand on the corner smoking a cigarette while fellow delusioners drop a dollar in her donation basket to pray to it.

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