Bitch Got Sued: The Casey Affleck Edition

July 24, 2010 / Posted by:

Amanda White, a producer on the documentary I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix, claims that when she wasn’t spraying herself down in OFF! to keep Joaquin Phoenix’s beard ticks from jumping on her body, she was spraying the hose at Casey Affleck’s dick to keep him from trying to get into her chonies.

Amanda is suing Casey for allegedly sexually harassing her during production of that shit. Amanda is asking for $2 million. The Hollywood Reporter says that Amanda’s claims against Casey (who is married to Joaquin’s sister Summer) include:

Casey told one of the crew members to show Amanda his peen even though she took a quote out of Aunt Sassy’s mouth and said she didn’t want to see that.

Casey regularly told Amanda about his slut antics, as well as the sex lives of other celebrities.

Casey referred to women as “cows” a lot.

When Amanda told Casey how old she was, he said, “Isn’t it about time you get pregnant?”

Casey tried to manipulate Amanda into sharing a hotel room in San Francisco with him. When Amanda refused, he tried to intimidate her into staying him by grabbing her arm.

Casey and Joaquin fucked two hookers in Amanda’s hotel room in Costa Rica.

Casey hired a few trannies and pussy peddlers for a shoot in Las Vegas without telling Amanda first.

Before production started, Amanda says that Casey and the production company orally agreed (too easy, keep struttin’ along….) to pay her $50,000. When Amanda started complaining about Casey’s (read this in a Carrie Prejean voice) inappropriate behavior and pressed him to get their $50k deal in writing, a lawyer from the production company started settlement discussions with her. Eventually Amanda couldn’t take Casey’s so-called perverted ways, so she left production without getting paid.

Casey is responding to Amanda’s lawsuit by promising to counter-sue her ass. Casey’s story is that Amanda was fired a year ago, and everything she’s saying is a lie.

One of the most disturbing parts of this mess is that Amanda claims that Casey and his brother-in-law boned two pussy peddlers in the same room! Not only is that a conflict of interest, but who in toxic dick cheese hell would be in the same room as a nekkid Joaquin Phoenix without Hazmat around to supervise?!

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