Zsa Zsa Isn’t Doing So Well

July 23, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

93-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor broke her hip bone a week ago when she tried to answer her phone while watching Jeopardy. Alex Trebek better have sent Zsa Zsa a dozen white flowers in a crystal vase with pink rhinestones on the bottom. It’s the least he can do. Well, Zsa Zsa had her hip replaced and things were looking up-ish. But Zsa Zsa’s publicist is saying today that the white feather boa is turning grey, because doctors have now listed her in critical condition. They suspect that she had a stroke during surgery.

Zsa Zsa’s publicist went on to say that her eyes are open, but she’s completely unresponsive.

So when you’re taking your Calgon bath tonight add a few limited-edition touches in honor of Zsa Zsa. Put on all your costume jooree, light a special prayer candle on your plastic candelabra from Big Lots and sip Andre from your full bottle goblet. Or you just slap a bitch who gives you shade. Tell them it’s for Zsa Zsa and they should understand.

Tags: Alien Voodoo, Glamour, Try The Jello

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