Too Easy: Kate Gosselin Goes Camping With Sarah Palin

July 23, 2010 / Posted by:

Because Kate Gosselin wants to be on The Soup as much as possible, an upcoming episode of her show Kate Plus 8 will feature a camping trip to Alaska with Sarah Palin! TLC really needs to stop flirting with the apocalypse like this. No good can come of it.

A source tells InTouch (via Popeater) that Kate will throw her fifty million chirruns into a carry-on bag and fly all the way to Alaska to spend some time in the wild with the Palin family. The source added, “She’s excited because it will be fun and educational for the children. Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!”

The easiest way to get any living creature to turn around and walk the other way is to simply tell then you’re Kate Gosselin. The sight of Kate Gosselin automatically sets off a tick in your body that commands you to pivot and jazz walk towards the nearest exit. Now you know the answer to the age old question, “When do bears jazz walk towards the exit?

If the source also said that Sarah and Kate will be joined by Dick Cheney, we’d know that InTouch ripped this story out of Jon Stewart’s dream journal.

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