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July 23, 2010 / Posted by:

The Stone Age Dildo!

During an excavation in Sweden (that’s usually how my dreams about ASkars begin) last week, archaeologists found this 4″ dildo-ish object carved out of an antler bone that they believe dates back to 4,000 to 6,000 BC. Sure, it could’ve been used to “chip flakes of flint”, but us sluts know what it really used for. Uh huh. Fred Flinstone wasn’t the only bitch screaming “Yabba Dabba Do Me” around those parts (Barney, I’m looking at you).

Those of you who won’t lube up your fuck parts for less than 8 inches are probably yawning at this little thing, but bitches back then all came in size: SNOOKI. So this might’ve been some Tommy Lee shit for them. Dicks just keep getting bigger. In 1000 years when archaeologists find a dildo the size of one of Brit Brit’s cankles while excavating in Tommy Girl’s dungeon, they will all throw a collective “MEH.”

And now we know what Larry King was doing back in 4,000 BC: Dildo model!

Source: Live Science via Jezebel (Thanks Jen)

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