You can either read the boring non-details of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr’s “intimate and secret” wedding, or you can just skip down below to a video of two kittens falling into the Zzzzzzzs (aka you while reading the boring non-details of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr’s wedding). You should go through the door marked “SWEEPY KITTEHS.” Seriously, go with the kittens. GO! You’re on your way to the kittens, right? They are waiting to fall asleep for you. GO!
People Magazine reports that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom got married just a month after announcing their engagement. Miranda issued a statement of words explaining why she recently canceled an appearance she was scheduled to make at David Jones in Australia: “David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together.”
Miranda didn’t give up anymore details such as if pretty Orlando wore a tiara on his pretty head or if he went with a classic white veil. Miranda also didn’t say how long the pretty fetus in her pretty womb has been hanging out in there. Well, your thoughts went there. And if you’re reading this that means you didn’t go with the kittens. You ignored the kittens! You are a monster! May a kitten never fall asleep in front of you again! Wait. Actually, if you tried to read this post instead of watching the sleepy kittens, you are probably asleep too…like the kittens! Sleep on then!
KITTENS!!! via TDW