Because Suri’s friendship situation is important news, here she is talking to another kid who hasn’t been pre-programmed by Tommy Girl (OR HAS SHE?!!!). Suri’s new best friend forever plays Stepford Katie’s daughter in that Kennedy miniseries for The History Channel. This is Suri’s out! Suri is telepathically telling her new friend: “So you know how to drive a 5-speed, right? Meet me in the front in an hour…”
Here’s a few more pictures of Stepford Katie running around by herself while the kids laugh at her.
Whatever you do, do not stare directly into Katie’s Scientolotoe. EYES UP or we might have to call security later when you start jumping on the yellow sofa.