And now I’m going to have “Ooooooooooh” in my head the rest of the night. Popeater brings us the news that Bryan Abrams, a member of Color Me Badd and a former star of my fap away dreams, was arrested in Hawaii on Tuesday after he allegedly tick tocked his wife in the head and then threw her across the room. Mel Gibson doesn’t need to climb out of his Jacuzzi to induct Bryan into the Lady Beater Hall of Fame, because he’s already a card carrying member. Bryan was busted in Oklahoma City two years ago for beating up his girlfriend and threatening to put her in a coffin right next to his career.
Bryan was in Honolulu for a Color Me Badd show on Sunday night. Police say that Bryan and his wife were having an argument on Tuesday night when his signature shade of BADD turned to WORSE. Bryan was taken down to the police station where this precious mug shot was taken. He was later released and will have to return at a later date to answer to the charges.
The Bryan Abrams of the early 90s had pristine brows that were so sharp that I just wanted to use them to shape my pubic hair into a heart. And now the Bryan Abrams of today is giving us an “Aaaaand what?” face in his mug shot after performing an acoustic version of “I Wanna Beat You Up (The Ike Turner Remix)” on his wife?! You think you know someone after wearing out their cassette single in the early 90s. Well, you don’t!