When interviewing with a prospective employer, you should always ask them the following questions:
1. Do you provide mirrors in the break room to quickly do lines of the bad shit off of? And if so, do I have to clean up after myself, because seeing a note that reads “Please clean your coke residue off the mirrors after using. I am not your maid!” will really annoy me.
2. Orgies during business hours. Yay or nay?
3. Will my superiors have a problem with calling me by my nickname: Fag Pussy Slave Bitch?
If you’re interviewing for a position on the show House M.D., then they will answer a resounding “FUCK YES, Fag Pussy Slave Bitch!!!” to all the questions above. This is according to Carl Jones. TMZ reports that Carl, a former prop master for the show, is suing for $1,000,000 claiming he was fired for not participating in “degenerate conduct.” Don’t threaten me with a good time!
The “degenerate conduct” Carl is talking about includes: “visits to strip bars (into it), participation in getting drunk (sounds good to me), stoned (all about it) or intoxicated (yippee) on cocaine (sure), to participate in sexual conduct (I’m on it) at the trailer (wherever), and other dangerous conduct (can do).” The lawsuit also states that supervisors would regularly refer to Carl and other employees as “fags, pussies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots.” Carl also claims that one supervisor brought a gun to work several times and another one threw a knife at a target on set.
When Carl complained to the executive producer, he was ignored and eventually let go. Carl says he has suffered depression and some kind of physical injury. The physical injury probably came from Carl punching himself in the face for not taking free booze from a supervisor!
But seriously, if all of this is true then Carl has every right to sue, because this is unprofessional and unacceptable behavior! That being said, do you think they are looking to fill the prop master position? Or do you think Tiger Woods has already taken it?