While Damian Marley and Nas performed on stage, an episode of Jack Daniels’ Next Top Model took place on the sidelines. Ty Ty Banks can smash “Smizin” with her fortyhead, because Amy Wino is giving us “Trying to Stop the Room from Twirling like a Dreidel on Speed” eyes.
Wino also gave us the “Drunk Baby Trying to Suck Whiskey Out its Thumb Pores” pose (see thumbnail #1). The “You’re My Soulmate Forever Too, Ballet Slippers” pose (see thumbnail #2). The “This is How Many Minutes I Have Before My Liver Turns Into A Vodka Meat Slushie” pose (see thumbnail #8). And the always classic “Farting the Coke Bloat Out” pose (see thumbnail #5).
Sadly, when it came time to collect her prize (a spread in Budget Booze’s weekly pullout and a contract with AA), Wino was unavailable because she was broke off and dozed off after having intercourse with that vibrating speaker.