World around Gay Fish’s favorite undersea glory hole is that this Toni Braxton-like creature has officially replaced Amber Rose as his full-time MacBook holder. This is Shay, a glamour model from the UK who has a dash of wonk in the eye and magnificent chichis that could almost stomp on Kanye’s ego in a cage fight.
According to Necole Bitchie and The Mirror, Shay claims that not only are 30JJ chesticles completely biodegradable and a gift from nature, but so is the rest of her. Yeah, we’re going to need receipts from this “nature” bitch.
And here’s a picture from a few months ago of Kanye with Shay.
Kanye looks like he barely woke up from a temporary coma after he attempted to motorboat Shay but failed. Somebody needs to press his external CAPS-LOCK key and you know where it’s located (wink wink).