Is This Gay Fish’s New Piece?

July 21, 2010 / Posted by:

World around Gay Fish’s favorite undersea glory hole is that this Toni Braxton-like creature has officially replaced Amber Rose as his full-time MacBook holder. This is Shay, a glamour model from the UK who has a dash of wonk in the eye and magnificent chichis that could almost stomp on Kanye’s ego in a cage fight.

According to Necole Bitchie and The Mirror, Shay claims that not only are 30JJ chesticles completely biodegradable and a gift from nature, but so is the rest of her. Yeah, we’re going to need receipts from this “nature” bitch.

And here’s a picture from a few months ago of Kanye with Shay.

Kanye looks like he barely woke up from a temporary coma after he attempted to motorboat Shay but failed. Somebody needs to press his external CAPS-LOCK key and you know where it’s located (wink wink).

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