Afternoon Crumbs

With one of Kim Zolciak’s leftover wigs, a Sharpie and the absence of dignity, you too can be all you can be and more! We should all bow our heads, because this is greatness – Crunk + Disorderly

I don’t have a clue who Rafael Nadal, but he should do this more often – Lainey Gossip

Vanessa Hudgens tries to out-purdy Zac Efron at his own premiere. That bitch. – Egotastic!

Christina Hendricks must have come directly from her audition for Chicago – The Superficial

I will blow whoever (you can end right there and it will still be factually correct) leaks the tapes of Mel Gibson’s conversations with Our Lady of Cheetos – Hollywood Rag

Holly Madison really needs to stop wearing toddler dresses from the 50s – Hollywood Tuna

The Empress of Lucite’s boy slaves are well trained (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

What Larry King looks like when he’s trying to get out of the tub – The Chive

Kate Winslet is giving us her version of Mariah Carey circa Vision of Love era – Popoholic

Will I be banished to the lanai in Hades if I say that Betty White’s clothing line isn’t doing shit for me? – Towleroad

The Photoshop Awards: Jon Gosselin’s vanishing fupa in InTouch – Celebitchy

So that’s where all the follicles on Jude Law’s hairline went! They migrated to his stomach – Popsugar

Thor is totally 2010’s vague answer to the He-Man movie – Just Jared

Dawn of the Douchebag – Cityrag

Leonardo DiCatchAHo in Rolling Stone – ICYDK

Brad Pitt in a visor – I’m Not Obsessed