Niurka Marcos, my new glamour and beauty icon, not only looks like she was birthed from a water lily during a star shower, but she also has the grace and manners of a gay swan prince. Case in point. While walking the red carpet with her young son at the Univison Awards last week, Niurka was stopped by Carolina Sandoval of the show La Tijera. Instead of greeting Niurka by bowing and kissing the little peen wiggling out of her belly, Carolina brought the bitchiness full force. Carolina started talking shit about Niurka’s relationship with Eduardo Antonio. Raphael, HIT IT!
Niurka has been in several novelas so she knows how to behave when a low down jealous dirty trick gets in her face. These were her options:
a) Slap her in the face and call her mother a whore!
b) Slap her in the face and claim to be pregnant with her husband’s baby!
c) Spit in her face and call her a pendeja!
Niurka went with c, because she’s timeless like that and she didn’t want to dirty her precious paw! And Niurka did all of this in front of her young son! This was a good thing, because he’s learning from the master of charm. I’m taking notes too. I can’t wait to use Niurka’s tips on the dumb bitch at the deli who always rolls his eyes at me when I ask for a bag for my Yoo-Hoo. Pinche pendejo!