“Eat A Bowl Of Dicks, Officer Fisher!”

July 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Everyone’s getting thrown into handcuffs today (not really)! Ice-T was arrested in NYC today and not for smuggling an extinct unicorn princess (aka CoCo) or anything like that. Ice-T was busted for driving under a suspended license and not wearing a seat belt while behind the wheel. TMZ says that Ice-T and CoCo were taking their dog Spartacus to the vet for knee surgery when the cop pulled them over. Ice-T was released a quick minute later and he immediately unleashed his fury on his Twitter:

Some punk bitch rookie cop named Fisher #10026 Made the arrest of his bullshit career today. Arresting the Notorious Ice T for no seatbelt..
8 minutes ago via TweetDeck

Officer Scout dun goofed up and consequences will never be the same! Seriously, CoCo’s “not the one” camel toe is seething with rage and is out for punk bitch rookie cop blood! Don’t be surprised if you happen to witness CoCo’s camel toe coughing up a police badge with the number 10026 on it. Just keep walking. You don’t want to get involved.

(Image via Bauer Griffin)

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