Which pampered money-obsessed singer has fired her eastern European housekeeper – insisting her mother take over the duties instead and saving her a measly $80 a week? (3am)
I’m just going to stretch the word “singer” until its unrecognizable (kind of like her face) and guess Katie Price? Harvey is probably his memaw’s supervisor.
Which reality-show diva just returned from what she said was a trip to France looking fresher than ever, leading to whispers she had a face-lift? “Her face is so tight, it’s smoother than her teenage daughter’s,” said our spy. (Page Six)
Ramona from The Real Housewives of NYC? Now her eyeballs are really going to do that Ren & Stimpy shit when she gets all intense.
Which fashionable couple has an open relationship? He openly dates men, and she openly dates women. (Page Six)
Iman & David Bowie (Probably not)? Or Barry Diller & Diane von Furstenberg (Probably)? Or Posh & Becks (Please please please let it be them)?
Which pop singer/songwriter legend never tips — “I know five bartenders personally he stiffed after free drinks,” said one source. (Page Six)
Billy Joel? And if it’s Billy Joel, let’s all get Billy Joel masks so we can go to different bars and get free drinks!
Lots of movie premieres last night. At one of them, this female B list reality star lit up her meth pipe as she frequently does. While she was taking a hit on it at the party, someone bumped into the door of the bathroom stall she was using. This caused our reality star to burn her almost bare breast leaving a nasty mark and necessitating a very hasty exit. (CDAN)