No, no, that’s not Erykah Badu. Jada Pinkett Smith is going to beat me with her strap-on for that one! It’s Jaden Smith and his father Will sharing a tender moment during a press conference for The Karate Kid in Berlin.
This reminds me of when I was in junior high school and tried to grow out a glorious fro like Jaden’s, but it ended up looking like Annie after getting tasered in the head. It was nothing like Jaden’s. It was like a misshapen tumbleweed of sadness on top of my head. The asshole kids in my school called me Sidehomo Bob even long after I shaved that mess.