The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 16th!

July 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Who ordered the Tommy Girl special? – OurMissC

Runners-up:

Sandra Lee’s new recipe for fingerling potato salad looks none too appetizing. – WhiskeyTango

What do you get that special foreign slut in your life that seems to have everything? It’s of course our new uncircumcised edition of “Pail of Penis!” Just add water and you’ll have enough full-bodied trouser hogs to last for hours! – MelodicFlow

Having collected the penises of 100 virgin boys, Madonna is ready for her next skin transplant. – dementa

(Thanks Amy)

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